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updated : 10/05/03 04:03 AM
Top 20 reasons why chocolate is better then sex..
1) you can get chocolate..
2) "if you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate..
3) chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft..
4) you can safely have chocolate while your driving..
5) you can make chocolate last as long as you want it to..
6) you can have chocolate even in front of your mother..
7) if you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind..
8) two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names..
9) the word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate..
10) you can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during work hours without
upsetting your co-workers..
11) you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped..
12) you don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate..
13) with chocolate there's no need to fake it..
14) chocolate doesn't make you pregnant..
15) you can have chocolate at any time of the month ..
16) good chocolate is easy to find..
17) you can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle...
18) you are never to young or old for chocolate..
19) when you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake..
20) with chocolate size doesn't matter...
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little
something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING SET IT FREE, IF IT COMES BACK IT WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE YOURS. IF IT NEVER RETURNS, IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO BEGIN WITH. IF IT JUST SITS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, MESSES UP YOUR STUFF, EATS YOUR FOOD, USES YOUR TELEPHONE, TAKES YOUR MONEY, AND NEVER APPEARS THAT YOU ACTUALLY SET IT FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU EITHER MARRIED IT OR GAVE IT BIRTH!!
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